Wario

Why do I– why do I– no, I think– I think "don't like" is a little bit of a strong term. "Despise" is more like it! I despise him [Mario] because, I dunno he gets all the attention. Everybody says, "Oh yes, it's-a-Mario time!" and he's such a nice guy and he's a goody two-shoes. "Oh hello, it's-a-me Mario! I love the princess!" Ah, phooey! I can't stand that mushy, mushy stuff.